Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived..

Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem b….

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas..

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters..

I believe it was the great ogre philosopher Gary who observed that complexity is, generally speaking, an illusion of conscious desire. All things exi….

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone..

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time..

To worry is to acknowledge that the world is unpredictable, and there is power in understanding one's own powerlessness at times. But too often worry….

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface..

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men..

Ned passed the next few minutes quietly not dying in his office, and was pleased with how well it was going. He'd stayed alive longer, but now that h….

All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences..

Death should take more care with his paperwork..

The wisest man knows he know nothing..