Citizens who take it upon themselves to do unusual actions which attract the attention of the police should be careful to bring these actions into on….

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep..

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it..

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose..

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time..

Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee..

Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-nig….

Justice should be cheap but judges expensive..

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch..

The whole Constitution has been erected upon the assumption that the King not only is capable of doing wrong but is more likely to do wrong than othe….