The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down..

There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never ….

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion peo….

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a law….

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants..

The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will keep you out of jail in the fi….

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many..

The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it ….

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead..

I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish h….

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest..

I don't know if the unborn has rights, but I do know that being born again doesn't give you more rights..

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait..

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing..

Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by ….

Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Pat….

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through..

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me..

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as '….

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution….