The fact is that comedy is actually too serious to be taken seriously. It may be that comedy touches such deep emotions that people feel better if th….

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone..

Glamour: the indefinable something about a girl with a big bosom..

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that..

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive..