Hell no. When I die I want to be sick..

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody..

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year..

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship..

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor..

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay..

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players..

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter..

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody..

We did have three go to the YMCA..

You mean in the state?.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off..

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'.

You always catch the wrong players..