Occupation: Basketball Player Birth: November 21, 1922 Death: September 2, 2002
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody..
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter..
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick..
You mean in the state?.
You always catch the wrong players..
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship..
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players..
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody..
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay..
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor..
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year..
We did have three go to the YMCA..
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off..