In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today..

You are what you are when nobody is looking..

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place..

If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it..

I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana -- if it's prescribed by a physician. I cannot und….

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were g….

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal..

A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it's an undo-it-yourself project..

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back..

The less you talk, the more you're listened to..

How should they answer?.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all..

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack..

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes..

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints..

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the abilit….

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty".

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them..

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a b….

For many of us we are always wanting more - we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people….

Kissing power is stronger than will power..