Occupation: Columnist Birth: July 4, 1918 Death: January 16, 2013
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal..
Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don't live up to the expectations we have of them..
It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create..
Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her time….
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money..
Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore..
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them..
O, heavenly Father: we thank thee for food and remember the hungry. We thank thee for health and remember the sick. We thank thee for friends a….
Loneliness is the ultimate poverty..
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster..
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!.
It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail….
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders..
I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana -- if it's prescribed by a physician. I cannot und….
It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place..
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more..
Women who miscalculate are called mothers..
Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do..
Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient..
A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it's an undo-it-yourself project..