It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?.

You know, you're a great barbecuetionist..

I do think that sometimes you can invent more palatable or digestible reasons versions or reasons, when perhaps you don't want to admit the truth to ….

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically..

I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste..

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool..

I always knew I was going to die in space..

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man..

I like great directors who are scarce. Prolific ones are nice too but for me, there's something about the scarcity that makes it all the more valuabl….

I feel like Hollywood is a big high school again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher is the prom king..

I don't know anyone who's going to see Grind 22 times in the theater. My mom. Some kid who has short-term memory loss and forgot that he's seen it..

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally..

There's no conversation more boring than talking about what it's really like to live in Newport and how the show compares to the real thing. I just d….

Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt..

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond..

Any time you end a relationship, and everyone has ended plenty in their life, it's always a tough thing and hard to get over..

I've had to fight for roles and I've lost a hundred roles, but 'Smoking' and 'Smith' were phone calls. That's the dream..

Most of the time, my favorite drama has comedy in it as well. I think most good dramas have comedy in there. And all of the dramatic actors I look up….

I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain age, he was probably a part of your youth. I think that….

Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been looking forward to it for a while..

It's bad writing, however naturalistic it's written, that's where you have to do your best acting..