You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing..

In high school I was worried about singing in a choir not being a cool thing, like "I want girls to like me so I don't want to do something that's no….

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there..

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome..

Comics know that they do best. They might not be best to rewrite to another person's comedy, but they know what is best for them. Luckily, I come fro….

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time..

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person..

What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing. Just going "Sure, you c….

I'm always thinking, 'my career is over, I have to move back to Omaha, and work on the railroad, with the rest of my family. So no, I'm never thinkin….

The thing about singing is that if you're having fun while doing it then people will have fun watching you do it. Like in karaoke if you're like "I d….

We [me and friends] like to have surprising stories, but the dynamic and the friendship is the same. When you go out with your crew of friends and yo….

It's really about committing super-hard to whatever you're trying to create. In essence, I'm just copying my favorite comedic actors, and it's the pe….

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college..

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool….

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show..