There's a little bit of magic in every box!.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have..

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages..

Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit of wearing other culture….

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use..

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon ….

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game..

We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me w….

Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.' ….

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay..

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips..

The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone o….

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked..

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much..

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't..

YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an En….

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you..

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE….

Magic likes a good tragedy, too..

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER.

[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing o….