There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDE….

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are..

Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish..