My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me..

Girls are soft and pretty..

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it..

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, ….

The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "D….

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell..

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket..

I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dr….

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit..

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle..

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that….

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me ….

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wa….

I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hop….

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life..

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study wi….

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all..

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys..

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time..

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you..

I know I want to always do the best I can..