If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under..

In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems….

My wife went off with Elvis..

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it..

It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for t….

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB..

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life..

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child..

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again..

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me..

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by..

That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go….

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise..

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint..

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on thei….

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals..

Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but ….

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newssta….

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an o….

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about..

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound..