My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed..

Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondle….

I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of people for billions of dol….

We're a nation of sheep. If you go out and look up at the sky, people around you will start looking up at the sky..

I once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the base of the spine so that people could hav….