A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights..

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off..

An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him..

You write a hit the same way you write a flop..

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race..

Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air..

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it..

On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you'll see who you are. On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshine….

Men die but an idea does not..

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria..

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women..

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism..

All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has..

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always giv….

Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day..

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French..

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character..

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot..

We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well..

Why can't a woman be more like a man?.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church ….