I'm a lot less serious than people think, it's probably because the way my face is put together..

If you could build a house on a trampoline, that would suit me fine..

And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories ….

I have every sympathy for writers. It's a mystery to me what they do. I can edit. I can cross out and say, 'I'm not saying that' or, 'How about we mo….