The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk..

I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty..

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom..

...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants..

I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth..