I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth..

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom..

...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants..

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk..

I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty..