When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up..

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come..

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet th….

When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something,….

I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, "It's a stormy night." Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: "It's ….

Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But….

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably a….

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny..

When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors ….

I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society..

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch..

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters..

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it..

Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived..

So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful..

'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play the hea….

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble..

Relaxation is the absence of worry..

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me..