I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny..

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender..

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet th….

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it..

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up..

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!.

Relaxation is the absence of worry..

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me..

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters..

'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play the hea….

Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived..

I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society..

Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But….

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble..

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch..

I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, "It's a stormy night." Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: "It's ….

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power..

When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors ….

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come..

So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful..