Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet ….

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine..

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?.

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde..

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!.

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much..

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!.

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask..

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebrati….

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You….

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me aweso….

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion..

Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy he….

We share a lot in common, attitude wise..

If he's the king, I'm the prince..

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!.

You can't say the secret word!.

I'm not afraid of a party!.