You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!.

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!.

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much..

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde..

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet ….

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine..

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask..

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion..

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me aweso….

I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and f….

Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy he….

I'm not afraid of a party!.

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You….

You can't say the secret word!.

If he's the king, I'm the prince..

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz..

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!.