And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!.

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz..

I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and f….

Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fa….

If he's the king, I'm the prince..

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask..

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?.

You can't say the secret word!.

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde..

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!.

I'm not afraid of a party!.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine..

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion..

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet ….

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me aweso….

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You….

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!.