Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking..

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix..

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, ….

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening..

Nothing risque, nothing gained..

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it..

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison….

Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water..

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs..

You haven't lived until you died in New York..

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening..

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go..

The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it..

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm..

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers..

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!.

His huff arrived and he departed in it..

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing..

To all things clergic I am allergic..

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day..

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city..