The applause of silence. is the only kind that counts..

Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind..

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity..

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity..

La mort n'est que pour les me diocres. Death is only for the mediocre..

To be weird! That is my goal!.

It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations..

To keep up even a worthwhile tradition means vitiating the idea behind it which must necessarily be in a constant state of evolution: it is mad to tr….

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile..

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick..

Dieu est le point tangent de ze ro et de l'infini. God is the tangential point of zero and the infinite..

It is because the public are a mass inert, obtuse, and passive that they need to be shaken up from time to time so that we can tell from their bear-l….

The theater, bringing impersonal masks to life, is only for those who are virile enough to create new life: either as a conflict of passions subtler ….

Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen for washing a….

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty..

The virtue of dress rehearsals is that they are a free show for a select group of artists and friends of the author, and where for one unique evening….

Duration is the transformation of a succession into a reversion. In other words: THE BECOMING OF A MEMORY..

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory..

We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them t….