A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray..

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern Ca….

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else..

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye..

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography..

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And ther….

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proc….

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.".

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses..

The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the s….

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,..

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting ou….

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear..

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it….

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world..

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother..

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck..

Love is lovelier the 7th time around..

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it..