Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could….

I like to be the one in charge of everything..

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone..

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which th….

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives..

Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one….

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening..

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over..

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school..

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be su….

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice..

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that..

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive..

I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazi….

I am an aging Girl Scout..

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout any….

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress..

I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel against it. When I go to a bookstor….

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend..