Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get marri….

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids..

It's easy to respect a general, but it's hard to love them..

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral..

When you have children, that's when your relationship really gets tested..