It's so mental how I looked in the '90s. The fact that I thought my ponytail was a good thing - it was just terrible. Cutting it off was so monumenta….

I usually do drive-by insults, and keep moving until I realize the next day how horrible I am..

I think when you're live on TV in an unscripted environment a lot slips through the cracks of your real self. People can read my face, they know what….

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody..

I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney..

Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!!.

Follow your passion. Be yourself, but check yourself before you wreck yourself..

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water p….

In the case of Tori Spelling, there were two apology emails..

In all seriousness, the first book [The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look at a Shallow Year] was such a love letter to Wacha, that I think people will ….

I learned a great deal about myself, and it forced me to be introspective in a way that I'm not typically, but "reporting" on my own life became emot….

I started working at Bravo in 2005, when I was offered a job by Lauren Zalaznick, the network's chairman. She encouraged me to start a blog. I wrote ….

When I was a 21-year-old intern at CBS, I was told I had crossed eyes and shouldn't try to be on air. That's when I decided I was going to be behind ….

I talk, watch TV, spout opinions, schmooze, negotiate, talk some more, play games, and have a little cocktail..

I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the….

I read the 'Times' and 'Post,' but I have nothing against the 'Daily News.' I also fish around the Internet for entertainment news but find most of w….

Fame does different things to different people. For some people it makes them a better person..

When in doubt, I go to the phones a lot because it adds a new dimension and a new energy. It kind of takes me out of the equation if I feel like I ir….

I'm big on being positive. I'm generally so positive and happy. I just always felt that I was exactly where I wanted to be. And things have continued….

People don't get drafted into being housewives. It's a voluntary experience, so people are putting themselves into this situation voluntarily..

The thing that's fun about the 'Housewives' is talking to your friends about it..