I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry..

Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I'v….

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with….

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is ….

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I ….

I believed in God my whole life..

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it..

I was a bad boy as a child..

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped..

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids..

He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many diff….

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything..

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!.

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through..

I had no blood relatives till I made some..

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me..

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else..

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann..

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma..

I have a very dark sense of humor..

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed..