Whenever I play a role, whether it's good or bad, an evil person or nice person, I believe in being a purist and going all the way with the role. If ….

I never told a joke in my life..

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didnt think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out th….

As they say in my country, the only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual..

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality..

When you go through a tunnel - you're going on a train - you go through a tunnel, the tunnel is dark, but you're still going forward. Just remember t….

While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to re….

Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It….

There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me..

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room..

I see the world as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously.

The critics try to intellectualize my material. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is st….

That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good cau….

I try to please people, to give them a good time, but I refuse to make my act conform to traditional show-biz standards of entertainment. There's a l….

If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I….

We're hoping that this will also be the key to starting community events in a place where the whole community can come together. We've been working w….

Theres no drama like wrestling..

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut..