I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative..

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after a….

I was a huge Internet junkie..

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap.

I had sadness for breakfast..

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper..

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show..

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't e….

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some dee….

I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me an….

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy….

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material..

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing..

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't thin….

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk..

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the….

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!.

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type th….

Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style i….

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV..

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want.