I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material..

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the….

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing..

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV..

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type th….

Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style i….

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't thin….

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk..

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!.

I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me an….

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some dee….

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative..

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after a….

I was a huge Internet junkie..

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap.

I had sadness for breakfast..

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper..

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show..

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't e….

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy….