Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician..

I'm not that professional..

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting.….

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it..

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns..

My ability to notice that kind of thing, the sanctity of the bubble that you create, has not been so good in a way, in that I notice it concurrently ….

It's funny, because Arrested Development is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the nex….

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything..

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I….

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will..

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom..

I don't waste a lot of time on profound embarrassment. I have always been somewhat the same person. I can think of maybe particular items of clothing….

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank yo….

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in ….

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff..

It is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare….

I always find it kind of more interesting when people ask questions like, "What were you like as a kid?" Or just kind of personal history stuff, like….

Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in my life. We used to punch each ….

I feel like I'm a showbiz professional. This is my job, it's going to have ups and downs. I'm lucky to be able to do this for a living, but I also do….

I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzl….

When I would work freelance in production in Chicago, there were a lot of times when I was working for cheap, bad people, and I was working for slave….