I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran..

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they ….

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong..

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women..

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their ….

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere..

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day..

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is..

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker..

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes th….

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds..

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook..

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think..

Every one starts out being an atheist..

I just wish insignificance had more stature..

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning..

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you..

Unfortunately, propaganda works..

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myth….

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided ….

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does..