Occupation: Columnist Birth: July 4, 1918 Death: June 22, 2002
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one..
Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have..
In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves..
I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous..
Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices..
It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others..
If you have a good name, if you are right more often than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you, if ….
One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered..
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love..
Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been..
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce..
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line..
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet..
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams..
The adult who is constantly changing friends and changing mates is immature. He/she cannot stick it out because he/she has not grown up..
Children have an uncanny way of living up - or down - to what is expected of them..
When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself..
Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do but couldn't find the time..
What we steadily, consciously, habitually think we are, that we tend to become..
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head..
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does..