There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place..

We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best frien….

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in thos….

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and h….

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on….

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You..

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like..

That's where the money is, on the road..

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!.

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish joke….

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as ther….

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game..

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities..

I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not ….

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud a….

I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be c….

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve..