I came to my first Colts training camp in July of 1950, and it was murder, absolute murder. We had a coach named Clem Crow who must have been nuts. Y….

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they ….

Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to….

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises..

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids..

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?.

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore..

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer..

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat..

People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in….

Well the frog men finally got Rosie..

I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks..

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up..

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza..

Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open th….

There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx..

I went to college to play football, not to study it..

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel..

I never met a cold cut I didn't like..