It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance..

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression..

The best way to prepare for a night out with a Shakespearean tragedy is to do a bit of reading up in the afternoon, eat a light supper - perhaps Wels….

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags..

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face..

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket..

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind..

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough..

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer..

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic..

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?.

My eyebrows could do with a trim..