Occupation: Actor Birth: October 11, 1967
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs..
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian..
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m..
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000..
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say..
Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me..
I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate..
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something..
Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself..
My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - ….
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row..
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still know….
I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale..
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create ….
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing..
It's good to be alive..
I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by to….
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time..
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty..