The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty..

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time..

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me..

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available..

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent..

Better start rushing before the rush begins!.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk..

Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature..

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it..

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault..

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly..

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word..

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here"..

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Is there life in other families?.

Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health..

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it..