The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be..

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?.

Where would I be without my sense of direction..

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous..

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again..

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing..

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get..

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization..

Without me there could be no everybody..

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you..

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly..

My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for..

I have seen the future! Go back!.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty..

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be..

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down..

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..