I want to make my own movie..

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old..

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that..

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen..

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day..

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks..

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six..

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania..

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn h….

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to w….

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel..

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want..

It's kinda all about image..

I don't like Paris so much..

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it..

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes..

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized….

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money..

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!.

Nothing is really 'safe'..