Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way..

Sometimes I think he’s the kind of friend that grownups call a ‘fair-weather friend.’ That means when everything’s going smoothly, he’s the best frie….

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age.

I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. It's perfectly okay to take a book, ….

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever..

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems..

Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad..

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness..

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty en….

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books..

There are those who believe that the value of a children's book can be measured only in terms of the moral lessons it tries to impose or the perfect ….

I'm so lazy as far as liking to get up, go to the office in my pajamas, get dressed about noon. And I hate flying. So I have this really laid-back, g….

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was….

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron..

A little glitter can turn your whole day around..

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people..

When you’re in between dreams, you get to lean back and relax and stop trying so hard. Trying to be somebody, I mean. It’s not as exciting as being a….

Moving makes you feel all alone inside..

Our nannas are losers..

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all..