The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one..

A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how t….

You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself..

We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win..

Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics..