But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic..

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free..

But once you describe something, you destroy it..

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner..

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible..

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying..

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself..

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself..

Rocks are more co-operative than people..

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale..

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible..

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life..