Occupation: Columnist Birth: November 26, 1853 Death: October 25, 1921
Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days..
If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin..
Shoot first and never miss..
Never run a bluff with a six-gun..
There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours. I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because….
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same….
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter..