Starch makes the gentleman, etiquette the lady..

Shut the door, Wales..

Who's your fat friend ?.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed, but either too stiff, too tight, or too fashionable..

To be truly elegant one should not be noticed.

Fashions come and go; bad taste is timeless..

The problem with our existence is that our experiences contain more hate than love..