Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamp….

You think I look like a teletubby?.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count..

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then ….

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows….

Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators.

I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality..

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy..

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear..

We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that ther….

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish..

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do..

Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it..

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it..

I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother..

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them..

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence..

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for ….

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s..

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth..