My dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good.….

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me..

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people..

Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It's read and study. And think about what you're studying. Take it apart and put i….

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do..

Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings..

No one ever died with too much money..

I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and ….

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funn….

I don't like sci-fi/fantasy..

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore..

The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude..

If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising..

You are already broke and don't even know it..

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?.

Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it..

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard….

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates..

Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without t….

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me..

When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just fe….