My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a vacation destination for me. I say, 'Because I somet….

Emperor Sid Caesar is gone to eternity himself now. He takes with him the gratitude of every one of us who first learned the relief of laughter from ….

It is inevitable that some defeat will enter even the most victorious life. The human spirit is never finished when it is defeated... it is finished ….

Darwinism is still very much alive, utterly dominating biology. Despite the fact that no one has ever been able to prove the creation of a single dis….

I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it be….

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are a citizen..

But when I talk to people who are Darwinists or evolutionists and say, 'Well, how did life begin' - they're... they don't have an answer. I mean, the….

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy..

Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac..

Science should always be in the business of attempting to disprove itself..

You must take the first step. The first steps will take some effort, maybe pain. But after that, everything that has to be done is real-life movement..

Hollywood is largely about scammers and con men. It was my main livelihood for about 25 years, and the scams were beautiful and ugly, cheap and expen….

I don't think Wall Street people in general are smart. I think that's one of the biggest myths in American lore. They're tough, aggressive, greedy, q….

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not g….

People getting rich in a free society in general - with some scammy exceptions, which are rare - makes everyone else richer, too..

You cannot win if you're not at the table. You have to be where the action is..

The banks are not lending, at least from what I see. They were so wild and reckless back in the good times that they got burned terribly..

Being a Daddy is priority number one. When you are old and facing oblivion in a nursing home or a hospital or on a golf course in winter, you are not….

It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just cannot get over it..

The ordinary American - as far as I can tell - knows so much less than he did fifty years ago and has such poor work habits compared with fifty years….

I'm out and about meeting people all day long. And I'm very friendly; I talk to just about everybody I meet..